January 2011
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☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Unable to fall in love with...
Confession #24
I’m tired of fronting this image.
lol omg
Yesterday, I was with my dad in Glendale and we stopped by PetCo cause I wanted a turtle hahaha but we didn’t get anything. Anyways, I showed my dad what a chinchilla was and he kept calling them chinCHINELAS. At the time my mom texted me “What’s up?” lol first of all, I have never heard nor seen this from my own mother. It’s like she wants a swag upgrade or something...
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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You know,
I kinda have this thing where I love it when a guy curves his lips to a side when he talks or something. But of course, not on purpose lol. It’s like their habit or something. Or when they puff up their cheeks… Or when they bite their lips…
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I'll admit
I did get a little jealous. But that doesn’t mean I like you.
I think I’m almost starting to like this other guy again, but the thing is, the reason why I stopped liking him before was because my friend really liked him. I never really talked to him but he’s super nice to everyone and he likes how I say “Good Morrow” and how I sing loudly on the bus haha HE’S EVEN NICE TO ALBERT. It’s all good tho. I’d just like to be his friend. (:
Confession #23
I Facebook stalk. lol
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She talks about you like you put the stars in the...
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Hmm well I don't know
Mr. uhh I shall call you Jasper here haha
You’ll probably never read this, well anytime soon, that is, so these are just some things that your kind does to me. I try not to let it get to me and I really don’t care sometimes, but it’s just that time when you don’t know, you know? I tell you my unsure feelings, not really in the best possible way I should or could have but...
So much homework to do
But I went out for dim sum and it was awesome cause I had no braces so I could eat the Chinese brocoli stuff like no problemoooo :D and then I remembered that was the place where one time my uncle was so drunk he took a turtle from the koi fish pond and we kept it lololol that always reminds me of the Hangover but it was before that and it was a turtle not a tiger haha okbai
Fact #22
I always reach a point where I am unstable. Then I settle down again. It’s just a cycle.
